February 2012
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fosterthekittens replied to your post: R U Mine makes me just want 2 have sex tbh
omg same broski more like every single song by them
i knOW IT’S BAD like whenever i have sex (l 0 l) they’ll be playing in the background i swear omfg why am i saying this i am embarrassing myself but it’S TRUE
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ezramichaelkoenig:
P-I-Z-Z-A-P-R-T-Y If you got a blunt then we can get high If you wanna come then pick up the phone Don’t get caught with a wack calzone
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jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
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classof1969:
marijuana???? more like mari-DONT-wanna! drugs are for thugs.
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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beyoncebeytwice:
this is the ballad
of the salad
i feel like everyone secretly hates me.
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ristorantes:
“live young”
i can’t i feel old and i’m lazy
“live wild”
no i want the internet
“live free”
i am trapped in the prison of my bedroom sorry
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Interviewer: True of false: pre-Vampire Weekend, some of you were members of a comedy rap band, L'Homme Run.
Ezra: False. Pre-Vampire Weekend, some of us were members of a serious rap band, called L'Homme Run.
Interviewer: A serious rap band! Can you bust me some rhymes, MC Ezzy?
Rostam: Actually, Ezra's rap name is Ezra Factory.
Ezra: .....My name is Ezzy. I dunno if I could bust a good rap but uhh...
Rostam: All of them are dirty. Well I would say my favorite ones are the dirty ones!
Interviewer: The best rap songs are dirty!
Ezra: I have one of the most disgusting raps of all time... wait okay I'll speak it, this is one of them.... this is from a classic from those days. From here to texas, girls call me sexist cause I airbrushed your breasts on the top of my Lexus. But it's just cause I fell in love with your solar plexus, your ribcage and your beaded necklace. So you can see, it's you know... it's on the way to being Vampire Weekend, it's not that different.
niggarella2:
How to lose a guy in 10 seconds starring me
R U Mine makes me just want 2 have sex tbh
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being emotionally attached to someone you’ve never met
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Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
josheeta:
asdoifklasdfas OHSADOFIKLASDFA OH MY GOD YOU GUYS FOLLOW THIS BLOG OKAY
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crumblecompletelywhenyoucry:
If you think about it you can sing the lyrics of R U Mine? with the tune of You and I it totally works…
“are you mineeeee are you mineeee”
i’VE BEEN DOING THIS THE WHOLE DAY I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE HOLY FUCKINg SHIT you don’t undertsgtnaf FMOFGMFKMG JS
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2006: You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Staring Straight at Me
2012: R U Mine?
“I really don’t want to choke on my vomit”
– Andrew VanWyngarden (via loveisonlyinyourmind)
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
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krissypoop:
weturnitup:
Papa hobo - Ezra...
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okay if u don’t like vampire weekend or arctic monkeys then there is something seriously wrong with you and you need to go to the emergency room
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ezramichaelkoenig:
if vampire weekend releases their first single off lp3, i will be a total mess
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i'm sitting in world cultures class when i see this one girl wearing a nirvana shirt
me: cool shirt, do you like nirvana?
girl: i'm not hindu
me: no, i mean nirvana, the band, since you're wearing their shirt
girl: who the fuck is nirvana
me: ...............
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Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
punkest:
sometimes i feel like i’m the only straight guy on tumblr and it makes me uncomfortable
is this how it feels to be gay irl
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